| flute: | fuck you |
| oboe: | i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate |
| clarinet: | everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face. |
| bassoon: | *falls over own feet* |
| soprano saxophone: | what the fcuk |
| alto/tenor saxophone: | i'm an annoying nerd but i think i'm cool |
| baritone saxophone: | i listen to nickelback unironically |
| horn: | I am so good at my instrument... sweaty :) |
| trumpet: | i will never shut the fuck up |
| trombone: | ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;) |
| tuba: | hehehehehehehe baap |
| baritone: | i don't know my band teacher chose it for me |
| percussion: | i just wanna get stoned |
| violin: | i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD |
| viola: | my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal |
| cello: | i will fuck you up and then cry |
| double bass: | do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy |
| piano: | fuck off |