I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me
Blue hair
Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.
i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children
Confirming the blue hair thing here.
Kids think I’m magical, old ladies often go “oh, I wish I’d had your courage”, old men glare at me like I have two heads, and then glare at my father like somehow they expect him to control his unruly 33 year old.
It’s awesome.
(via rocksfalleveryonedies)

