Give me a Caine who doesn’t get sarcasm and Earth slang just goes straight over his head:

reena-jenkins:

kayteaem-fic:

• “I want twenty.” (Caine actually buys her twenty puppies. Jupiter is equal parts horrified and thrilled). 
• “What’s up?” (“A bird, Your Majesty. Did… did you want the bird? Because I can get you the bird. If you want.”) 
  
• “I can’t even.” (Caine stands there. Waiting. Can’t even what?).  
  
• “Yeah, I mean, my mom’s all thumbs…” (*absolute look or horror and dismay*) 
  
• “OMG REALLY?? SHUT UP.” (Mouth snaps shut. Awkward silence. “Caine??”). 
  
• “Can you repeat that.” (Yes. Verbatim. Would you like it a third time?) 
  
• “I’m dying.” (“YOUR MAJESTY????”)
  
• And they do that awkward hand clasp thing from Ten/Rose where Jupiter extends her hand for Caine to give her something and he completely misunderstands and just reverently clasps her fingers instead because he’s a remarkable, alien dork who is head over heels in love with her. 
  

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Jupiter Ascending

ktobermanns:

* Wants you to know you’re a princess
* A space princess
* Regardless of where you were born or your socioeconomic status
* Understands that while your family may suck you still love them and consider them an important support structure
* Read your fanfic from waaaaay back when and thought it was super neat
* Is way into dudes talking about their feelings
* Is also into nonwhite folks in positions of power
* Also in general
* Hey look it’s Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Ramon Tikaram no big don’t freak out
* Made so many dresses for you to look at hey look at these dresses do you like them we made them for you
* Dragons we got dragons
* Suggests you may want to dom a werewolf super soldier and if that’s something you think you’d like IT HAS YOUR BACK
* Understands if you wanna watch your werewolf super soldier boyfriend fight a dragon because I MEAN COME ON
* Totes gets it that you’re awkward sometimes it’s cool you’re still rad
* Loves you so so much seriously this movie loves you and wants you to be happy

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mormonstrous:

eddie redmayne spends the entire movie talking like something is preventing him from breathing properly but also like the physical act of speech is so beneath him that he can barely convince himself to do it

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spockvarietyhour:

#putting aside the campiness of this movie in general…   #this scene was amazing   #like it’s the opposite of grimdark   #all sunlight and nature and the soft sudden reveal of power   #such a beautiful world   #i like that this movie is exactly as much of a reaction to the world as the matrix was   #but there isn’t just this awful birth into the harshness of realizing a truth about society   #there’s also this   #stepping into the sunlight and realizing something new about yourself   #terrifying and wonderful and strange and familiar   #that’s why i unironically love this movie   #you see a woman realized she is a FUCKING SPACE PRINCESS

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princess-sparklemullet:

morethanonepage:

spacerollerblades:

space-capitalism:

THEY’RE ACTUALLY SPACE ROLLERBLADES

im weeping

dontbearuiner omg.

IMPORTANT

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holahydra:

jupiter ascending + tags

bonus:

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the-thorster:

Jupiter Ascending + Text Posts

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