alrightevans:

i love the marauders!!! james potter, sirius black, remus lupin and *looks at smudged writing on hand* petite petticoat 

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Anonymous asked: ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

macleod:

oh my god 

Anonymous asked: ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

macleod:

oh my god 

this post for desiprongspotter who is apparently determined to make me write more jily

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sweetkidlousycook:

notbecauseofvictories:

So I realize Snape is persona non grata around tumblr (which is good, he’s an asshole and a bully) but also I want all the fics where he grows up Sev, the working-class son of a mill worker, ugly and weird and cruel, arrogant in the way that angry, lonely little boys are arrogant, not abused because everyone’s dad smacks them around when he drags himself home from the pub, and sometimes Lily’s parents give him pitying looks and second helpings at tea but it’s okay it’s okay because at home he’s fed stories of the impossibly glittering magical world where he will be someone special, a prince—

and then he meets Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa and Bellatrix and Nott—even James and Sirius, who belong to that almost-royal class without trying—and he’s mocked for his Geordie accent and his bad hygiene (they don’t have running water at home) and knowing a lot of nasty spells gets you more enemies than allies, and no one wants to be friends with scrawny, sallow first year who thinks Celestina Warbeck is a astrologer, and knows more curses than charms

and he slowly figures out how to be a part of this medieval class where blood and power are everything (except money and class, and he doesn’t have either) and he’ll be a prince, one of the ruthless power-hungry ones that slaughter all who oppose them, because he’s a Slytherin and he’d much rather be a monster than a victim (a better Slytherin than his mother, who turned away and refused to see, just like Lily refuses to see—well fuck them)

and he realizes too late that he’s a bad person, he’s a bone-deep snarly bully of a selfish man who clings to things only to steal the life from them, and he’s always been a monster—just the sad kind, the small, wormlike dirty kind, and the only hope for him is to give that over to the service of someone Good—or at least, the Good he hasn’t managed to kill—but the thing is he doesn’t change, because he’s given himself permission to be that terrible, low man, to his students and his peers and to everyone

but then

he’s always been low-class, hasn’t he?

ugh yes yes yes this is every half-finished fic of mine, except I write him as Mancunian not Geordie (also seen Yorkshire, basically Northern mill town of some description and we can all fight over which seems more applicable Because Of Reasons)

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intoasylum:

harry potter [part 2] | text posts

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seekerpotter:

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scalericadeoro:

Sybill Trelawney never had friends, nor was her work respected, except by two young girls and one of them died. Sybill Trelawney wasn’t even respected by the other staff members and was used as a pawn in Dumbledore’s chess game. Sybill Trelawney was a miserable alcoholic who nearly got fired from her job, because she couldn’t produce prophecies on demand. 

Sybill Trelawney’s only crime as a teacher was being melodramatic and eccentric and predicting horribly accurate prophecies. She never received appreciation or even the tiniest amount of respect from her own students, and essentially existed as an eccentric butt monkey for all of the books.

Sybill Trelawney was one of the most tragic characters in the whole series.

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myuntreatedstate:

Peter Pettigrew is the first of the Marauders to lose his virginity:

• it’s with a very nice blonde Hufflepuff named Violet
  
• at the end of sixth year
• James literally cannot contain his excitement/pure apoplectic anger
• James spends twenty-five minutes in a…

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