based heavily on a conversation i had with undineboy, who provided at least like 50% of this list
- Teddy Lupin learning to control his metamorphagi at an early age, guided by Andromeda (who never forgot the chaos Tonks created as a child)
- Teddy Lupin growing up and going to Hogwarts, and turns into 11 year old Harry once he’s getting Sorted, giving Hagrid a heart attack
- (McGonagall closes her eyes and counts to 3, begging Merlin for patience)
- Teddy Lupin actively tracking the phases of the moon, periodically sending home chocolates
- (no one notices the pattern at first, and then they do and there are more than a few moments of silence)
- Teddy Lupin changing into professors who are running late, and spends that time pretending to teach class
- Teddy Lupin giving teachers “detention” for being late, and docking points from whichever House he wants. (Flitwick, stunned, actually goes to scrub bedpans one day)
- Teddy Lupin going to class in the place of his friends, who are having a bad mental health day, and returns with a stack of neatly-written notes and a get well card and some filched chocolates
- Teddy Lupin learning to impersonate people’s magic, personality quirks, and voices, wandering around the halls as Mcgonagall, terrifying the crap out of bullies.
- Teddy Lupin using that knowledge to research further into Metamorphmagi, and goes into health-based research
- Teddy Lupin becoming the magical version of a geneticist, learning the magic and science behind genes and mutations, and starts creating pharmaceuticals to better help magical folk with certain health conditions
- Teddy Lupin helping the trans community (both muggle and magical) with safer, more effective transition methods
- Teddy Lupin returning home and visiting, and changing his features to the most horrifying person he can think of when he knocks
- (it’s usually Umbridge, and Harry screams every time)
- (sometimes it’s Draco Malfoy as a stripper)
- (when Ron opens the door, it’s Romilda Vane)
- Teddy Lupin becoming an activist for werewolf rights, as well as spokesperson for multiple organizations about magical equality.
- Teddy Lupin personally partnering with other metamorphmagi like him around the world, via letters, Floo, or face-to-face, and helping them learn how to control their powers.
- Teddy Lupin networking with werewolves across the world and helping build a mentorship program that connects young/newly-turned werewolves with older, more experienced werewolves to teach proper behaviors and to provide help/resources.
- T E D D Y L U P I N
(Source: pxrseltongue, via queerteddy-deactivated20151230)