everbright-mourning:

So someone write me that fic where a happily married couple adopts the new person in the apartment below them b/c they notice that they’re miserable and lonesome and don’t know how to Adult very well, and then they all fall in love but don’t say anything b/c it probably isn’t polite to double team your mutual crush/approach a married couple.

(via queerteddylupin-deactivated2018)

purplekecleon:

I did the crossbreeding meme again! This time with my 2nd favorite Pokemon, Togepi! I LOVE Togepi and its evolutions so much!

(Source: glitchedpuppet, via adhdheather)

how about them single parent!au’s??

dumhaz:

• im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
  
• i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
  
• you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 
  
• we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
  
• you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  
• we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
  
• our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
• we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
• our children are best friends….yeah
• “i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
  
• you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

(Source: riphaerry, via jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated)

if you need ace positive vibes

tristifere:

So I just reblogged a not-so-happy video, and for those followers who now regret hitting play - for your daily dose of positivity, check out the following:

I’ve got an ace positive tag full of ace pride and happy stuff.

So do many other blogs, such as Ace Secrets and PerksofBeingAce

And there’s also affirm-ace-ions which is full of positivity and ace affirmation.

(via hoopyfrood)

redwhiteandblueeyes:

Fitness app where you’re given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then you’re given another egg, and you can collect the pokemon that you hatch by walking

(Source: greathornedbisexuowl, via sorcerervaati)

emphasisonthehomo:

Oh hay so, nifty tip for dealing w/ invasive irrational thoughts. 

Pretend Spock is standing by your shoulder telling you it’s “illogical” or some shit. 

Getting invasive thoughts that everyone you know secretly hates you? Spock is there to be all “That is statistically improbable Captain, several of your friends have told you many times that they enjoy your company.” 

Paranoid that you’re going to get hit by a car every time you walk by a road? Spock is walking beside you, calmly explaining that “You are mostly like not going to be hit by a car. You’re walking on the sidewalk, and there are no cars in sight.” 

Is someone not messaging you back right away, and part of you is terrified that they’re dead in a ditch somewhere? Spock is there to be all “Captain, your friend is currently at work. They’re probably helping a customer, not dead.” 

Seriously, I spend a lot of time pretending that Spock is blandly telling me why all of my irrational, invasive, and paranoid thoughts probably aren’t true. 

“Spock, someone’s watching me.” 

“Captain, you are alone in your apartment. Everything is fine.” 

(via typicalfae)

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL DO THIS THING

demrpmemesandinboxstuff:

The ship is my:

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:

(Source: demrpmemesandinboxstuff-blog1, via clairevnderwoods)

kitcox:

thanosisabutt:

toconjure:

jane lynch for j. jonah jameson.

HOLY SHIT

you did it, you found someone to top j.k. simmons, i cannot believe this

(Source: smerdyakov, via lanepryce)